LBS-40
Load-Bearing Silence
Structural quiet, rated to forty tonnes. Fitted between adjacent bricks by hand. Please do not tap it.
Who We Are
Igrimont Industries has manufactured the unnecessary since before manufacturing was invented. We work in steel, in concrete, and in materials that resist description. Our clients do not discuss us. We prefer it that way.
The Founder
Strombuly Galifanti
Founder & Perpetual Chairman
Strombuly Galifanti founded Igrimont Industries in Lesser Trombolia, a country that has since declined to continue existing. He arrived with two suitcases, one idea, and a document that nobody has been permitted to read.
Everyone who has met him agrees that he is a really nice guy. He is warm, he remembers birthdays, and he has almost never killed anyone.
- Place of origin
- Lesser Trombolia (dissolved)
- Temperament
- Genuinely lovely
- Confirmed incidents
- Almost none
- Current whereabouts
- The corridor
Product Divisions
RA-07
Reinforced Ambiguity
Grade-7 vagueness, cold-rolled and shot-blasted. Specified by nine ministries. None of them will confirm which.
HFD-∞
Hand-Forged Delays
Every delay is beaten flat by a man named Gunter. Lead time is unknown, and that is the whole point.
AF-12
Artisanal Friction
Small-batch resistance for doors that should stay shut. Sold by the newton. Minimum order: one corridor.
By The Numbers
- 1743
- Founded, retroactively
- 1
- Factory, location undisclosed
- 0
- Questions answered since 1998
- 12 km
- Corridor, still unmapped